We’ve just returned from my brother’s wedding in Florida. That means that Aitch has been sleeping in a hotel for the better part of two weeks. Aitch, like Eloise, is eminently suited to hotel life. He has an active and social disposition and loves to explore any new environment at full speed. Push all the elevator buttons! Run up and down the hallway! Climb on some strange man’s lap in the restaurant! Dash to the edge of the pool! He occasionally takes a break, but only at the most inopportune times.

wedding

Aitch’s parents, on the other hand, are active and social only in measured doses. At virtually all other times, we prefer to read. We read magazines in the bathroom, books before bed, and newspapers at meals. We read e-mail and blogs during conference calls. In the event of an emergency — for example, being stuck on a long plane flight after having exhausted all reading material — we make anagrams out of any visible text:

A CAB DEED UNIFIES CHINESE SNOUTS TO ‘VOLT, CA

When traveling, as you can imagine, Aitch’s need for speed comes into direct conflict with our need to read. Guess who wins? Here’s a hint: We are exhausted.

It’s a bit strange, having a child whose personality is so different from ours. I suppose we knew, intellectually, that our child would not come out of the womb clutching a New York Times and a backup Economist, but we thought there would be lulls. Our hopes of turning Aitch into a nice quiet, indoor, anti-social geek or bookworm are faint. Our aspirations for an occasional quiet interlude are pretty much pinned on child #2 now.

When we returned from our trip, we found a Notice of Favorable Disposition Concerning Application for Advance Processing of Orphan Petition in our mailbox. This means that the government is finally satisfied that we are not felons. We’re that much closer to having a second child in our family. We’re on the list!