Kitchen, morning. Aitch is finishing breakfast; I am loading the dishwasher.

AITCH: Mommy, burp!

ME: Did you burp, honey?

AITCH: Yeah.

ME: What do you say when you burp?

AITCH (helpfully, imitating burping sound): buuuuuhhhhhhhp

ME: No, I mean what do you say after…oh, never mind.