If television has taught me anything, it’s that if I’m ever going to discover a dismembered body part, it will be when I’m out walking with my dog. On the local news, as well as the various “CSI” and “Law and Order” franchises from which the local news is barely distinguishable, body parts are always found by someone walking his or her dog.

Thus, I was not wholly unprepared for, but still plenty disgusted by, this (viewer discretion advised).