When I picked Minor up from school yesterday, before I reached the door I ran into one of his teachers in the parking lot. She pulled such a sad face upon seeing me that I automatically said, “My God, what happened? Is Minor okay?”

“He’s okay, but he was bitten by one of the other children today,” she said.

It’s the second time Minor has been bitten in the last few months. In cases of toddler-on-toddler violence, the school has the policy of concealing the names of both aggressor and victim, probably to prevent the parents from getting into it outside of school. From little hints that were dropped, though, I could tell it was the same child who had bitten Minor both times, and that he or she was a habitual offender.

Both Minor’s teachers seemed genuinely upset about it, and surprised that I was not more upset. Both told me separately that “this WILL be taken care of,” in tones that left no doubt that either they were having a hit put out on the toothy one, or he or she was going to be removed from school.

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I want my child to be safe at school. On the other hand, I’m resigned to the fact that he’s occasionally going to fall and cut his lip, or get stung by a bee, or have a confrontation with another child. If Minor were older I would definitely be concerned about bullying, but I assume that the under-two crowd doesn’t have all that much self-control OR malicious intent. Mainly, I felt terribly sorry for the biter’s parents. Most mothers in that class work, and if my boys were unceremoniously dumped out on the street, it would be a hardship on me to find them a new place without taking time off work.

What are you supposed to do if your kids bite? Both Minor and Aitch went through biting stages at home, and Aitch went through another one recently, but the only time one of them has ever bitten a non-family member was a few weeks ago, when Aitch bit his best friend. I was mortified, especially since he is old enough to know better. We were playing on the beach, and I packed up the boys immediately and took them home. Aitch got a lengthy time-out in his room, loss of multiple privileges, and many stern lectures. I think it made an impression on him.

Nothing makes an impression on Minor, though. If he were biting, I’m not sure how I could get him to stop. How could his classmate’s parents control their child’s biting, especially when he or she is at school and they are not?