I was browsing in one of the outdoor markets near the Trevi Fountain this afternoon when this soulful picture caught my eye:

priest

It wasn’t just a photo of a guy in a cassock, though. It was an entire calendar of provocatively-posed priests, the better to inspire impure thoughts the whole year long!

Well, maybe not the whole year. Father August looked rather like Mr Bean, but the other eleven months were definitely chock-full of holy hotties.