As I was shopping today, I spotted this magazine cover:

The feature story, in case you can’t read the fine print, is “Run, Jump, Skip and More: Keys to mastering motor skills.”

I’m picturing a literate three-year-old leafing through this at the doctor’s office, maybe attaching a sticky note for future reference, and musing, “Ah, step THEN hop! I’ll definitely try that out on the playground next time.”