“Minor, who’s this?”

“Daddy.”

“Who am I?”

“Mommy.”

“What’s his name?”

“Yaitch.”

“And what’s YOUR name?”

“Baby.”

“It’s not ‘baby,’ it’s ‘Minor.’ Say ‘Minor.’”

“No.”

How strange. I have one kid who who, until three and a half, referred to himself exclusively in the third person, and another who at two years old has never uttered his own name.