A few days ago, Aitch and I had the following conversation:

Me: Aitch, the election is coming up soon. Do you know who’s running for President?

Aitch: John McCain.

Me: That’s right. Who else?

Aitch: Barack Obama.

Me: Whom do you think will win?

Aitch: Barack Obama.

Me: Why Obama?

Aitch: Because he’s the fastest.

At the time, I thought it was just one of those adorable, kids-say-the-darndest-things non sequiturs.

Three days later, though, I was driving down the highway remembering that conversation when the lightbulb went off:

Race. Win. Faster!

It was a sequitur, after all.