I can’t get over how empty this hotel is. All day long, I’ve seen no one but my 20-odd colleagues from work, and twice as many bored hotel employees whose actually seem relieved when we pop our heads out the door to ask for something. I’ve sat alone in the pool, the coffeeshop, the lobby. I haven’t seen anyone in my hall, the gift shop, or the elevators.

After work, I went out for a walk along the three-mile route recommended by the concierge. The resort is nestled among a number of gated communities and condo complexes, hundreds of Italianate buildings all jumbled on top of one another, including a hideous reproduction of the Ponte Vecchio over Lake Las Vegas. During a three-mile walk, I saw almost no one. No one playing golf, sitting on a balcony, going for a walk. No boats on the lake, no swimmers on the beach, no one on the volleyball court. No one at the Ponte Vecchio, the restaurant, or Celine Dionne’s house. In 45 minutes, about 15 cars passed me on the street. I actually started to get a little frightened, because if someone had jumped out of the shrubbery, I’m not sure if anyone would have heard me scream.

The only experience I’ve had that’s every come close to that sense of desolation was in Tunisia during Ramadhan. During that month, Muslims are permitted to break their fast at sunset, so at the close of day everyone is at home, sitting at the table, waiting for the cannon to go off to signal that it’s time to eat. If you happen to be out on the street, it feels like the whole city closed down.

But…it’s not Ramadhan or Christmas morning or Super Bowl Sunday. It’s not wartime or a science fiction film or winter at the Overlook Hotel.

I swear for a moment I was convinced that the Rapture must have transpired, but I doubt that event would make much of an impact on the population density in Las Vegas.