1. Hair bows. Remember those big bows we used to use to tie back ponytails in the eighties? Like in Heathers? I can’t believe I saw someone sporting one. She was my age, too. I hope she hasn’t been wearing it for the last twenty years.

2. High leather boots. In California. In June. On multiple people. Why?! No time for a pedicure? Are your feet in purdah? There are many closed-toe options that are perfectly appropriate for summer. Please look into them; my feet are sweaty just contemplating this.

3. Three words: Man in skirt. Not a Scott or a tranny, just a dude in a utility kilt. He was rocking it, too.